So with all this doom and gloom that has innundated my days and consumed my nights, I thought I would post a haiku poem I wrote back in my high school days. It promises love and nobility and honor, and all those kinds of things the days of King Arthur romaticized....

A Simple Haiku
Longing consumes me
As my heart beats with fervor
For my noble knight...
For a day passes
Slowly until the night comes,
Yielding him to me.