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Dumb Laws Stupid People Thought Were Smart Ideas

Why can't law makers ever clean up their books? I mean, would it really be so hard or does it cut into their tee time? Stupid shit has been on the books for eons and if anyone wanted to be a prick, they could easily enforce one of these babies. I'm even thinking citizens arrest....

Check these out:

In Pennsylvania, no man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife. Hehehe. THAT could be fun! Let's try a different one.

In San Francisco, it’s apparently illegal to wipe a vehicle with used underwear. Skid marks leave traces of poo, perhaps?? Only new undies are allowed, thank you.

And what ever you do, don't pile your horse manure more than six feet high on any street corner or you might get carted off to jail. Stop at about 5 1/2 feet then move on to the next corner, just to play it safe.

In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's apparently legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. (Of course, it might be a little hard explaining to the mister/missus why you want curtains in your snazzy corvette.....)

Men are going to love this next one: Apparently a state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, and that's NOT a typo, when being addressed by their female counterparts. If my husband knew that, I think we'd be moving tomorrow!

On a happy note, in Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. (I'm just wondering what he can do with the gun if she's NOT having an orgasm.....)

In Wisconsin, if two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. Umm...... check mate??

In Sun Prairie Wisconsin, you may not manufacture nuclear weapons within the city limits. Step over the city limit line? Well, then it's OK.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer. I don't know about you guys, but I prefer laying down myself.... I'm in the clear!

In Virginia, you can't have sex during the daytime, or with a light on. I'm thinking this law means there must be some butt ugly people in Virginia!

In Mississippi, a person can be fined up to $100 for using "profane language" in public places.

I'm fucked.

In Rohnert Park, California, it is illegal for a women to have sex with a cow, but it is legal for a couple to have a threesome including the cow. Not quite sure who the brain was behind this law, but I'm betting it was not a sane one.

In Tennessee it is legal to gather and consume road kill. Too bad. Potted Possum is a real treat here in Georgia....

In Alabama, it's illegal to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Fun maybe, but illegal.

In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown, but apparently spaghetti straps are acceptable.

In Washington, a law to reduce crime states that "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town." Man, I can hear that conversation now.....

Criminal: "Hello. I am entering your state with the intention of pillaging your women and robbing your liqueur stores."

Police Chief: "Thank you so much for calling. Just don't kill anyone, k?"

Gawd I feel dumber just knowing this shit.

But before I end this ramble and risk my last brain cell bursting, I want you to consider this: In Texarkana, Texas, it’s illegal to ride a horse at night without taillights.

Hmmm..... I wonder if sticking a mag light up his ass and turning it on would suffice??? What do you think??

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